24 Things Guys Never Knew About Women Until Getting In a Relationship

PocketEpiphany Published 06/10/2022 in Funny

The internet is full of insane misinformation about women. Therefore, guys usually don't know what's up until they start dating. Don't believe it? From AskReddit, here are the weirdest things guys never knew about women until they got into a relationship!

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1.
That birth control messes with their hormones a lot.
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A good hug when “nothing” is wrong works wonders.
3.
COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING. Seriously, if there's an unanswered question, f*cking mention it and get the answer. Neither men nor women are mind readers. So many things can be avoided by just talking with the other one in the relationship.Always assume ignorance over malice. Chances are whatever happened it's because of assumptions made and not because one was trying to actively hurt/annoy the other. The only dumb question is the one you don't ask.
4.
Makeup is expensive as f*ck.
5.
Bobbypins are magical items that will materialize out of thin air.
6.
Actually, the most valuable thing I’ve learned is to be honest. If I’m going to the pub and know I’ll be back late, just be straight up and tell it like it is. Most girls like honesty (seems fairly obvious doesn’t it). The relationship I’m in now has been by far the best because I don’t try to play games which has got me into trouble in the past. Honesty and transparency. It’s the key.
7.
Until I actually lived with my partner it was hard to comprehend just how often a period comes, how long it lasts, and how much it can affect your day-to-day.What a pain in the ass. I do not envy the ladies.
8.
You don’t have enough hangers.
9.
My french fries are her french fries.
10.
An issue/argument is not a win/lose situation every time. Take time to compromise and learn from each other instead.
11.
I'm female, but my male partner had no idea that women can't 'hold in' our periods like we hold in pee.I found this out when he was telling me about a girl in 6th grade who got her period in class, and he couldn't believe how she just 'let it all out all over' (as if she peed in her pants but it was period blood).I had to explain to him how it works. But I guess, how would he have known? I never thought about it.
12.
Her hair somehow always ends up in between my butt crack. HOW?!
13.
Daily sunscreen, lotion your whole body in the morning.
14.
That penetration without clitoral stimulation doesn't do the trick for a lot of women.
15.
The amount of hair they shed is unreal... Not sure how they still have a full body of hair on their head after a week.
16.
Sometimes you need to leave, like go outside and far away, so they can poop.
17.
The statement “just do what you want,“ no matter the tone, means you f*cked up.
18.
That morning routine ain't no joke.
19.
What might be a really small thing for me to give her (a gesture, compliment, smile, etc.) can mean a whole lot to her.
20.
They shower with lava. At least that's what the water temperature felt like.
21.
You have to teach someone how to be a good lover to you. People don’t magically know how to meet your needs. And they certainly can’t read your mind.
22.
They tell you to put the seat down on the toilet because they legit fall in if they don’t notice.
23.
You really gotta let her pee after sex man.
24.
That my hoodies are actually her hoodies.

1.
That birth control messes with their hormones a lot.
2.
A good hug when “nothing” is wrong works wonders.
3.
COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY TO EVERYTHING. Seriously, if there's an unanswered question, f*cking mention it and get the answer. Neither men nor women are mind readers. So many things can be avoided by just talking with the other one in the relationship.Always assume ignorance over malice. Chances are whatever happened it's because of assumptions made and not because one was trying to actively hurt/annoy the other. The only dumb question is the one you don't ask.
4.
Makeup is expensive as f*ck.
5.
Bobbypins are magical items that will materialize out of thin air.
6.
Actually, the most valuable thing I’ve learned is to be honest. If I’m going to the pub and know I’ll be back late, just be straight up and tell it like it is. Most girls like honesty (seems fairly obvious doesn’t it). The relationship I’m in now has been by far the best because I don’t try to play games which has got me into trouble in the past. Honesty and transparency. It’s the key.
7.
Until I actually lived with my partner it was hard to comprehend just how often a period comes, how long it lasts, and how much it can affect your day-to-day.What a pain in the ass. I do not envy the ladies.
8.
You don’t have enough hangers.
9.
My french fries are her french fries.
10.
An issue/argument is not a win/lose situation every time. Take time to compromise and learn from each other instead.
11.
I'm female, but my male partner had no idea that women can't 'hold in' our periods like we hold in pee.I found this out when he was telling me about a girl in 6th grade who got her period in class, and he couldn't believe how she just 'let it all out all over' (as if she peed in her pants but it was period blood).I had to explain to him how it works. But I guess, how would he have known? I never thought about it.
12.
Her hair somehow always ends up in between my butt crack. HOW?!
13.
Daily sunscreen, lotion your whole body in the morning.
14.
That penetration without clitoral stimulation doesn't do the trick for a lot of women.
15.
The amount of hair they shed is unreal... Not sure how they still have a full body of hair on their head after a week.
16.
Sometimes you need to leave, like go outside and far away, so they can poop.
17.
The statement “just do what you want,“ no matter the tone, means you f*cked up.
18.
That morning routine ain't no joke.
19.
What might be a really small thing for me to give her (a gesture, compliment, smile, etc.) can mean a whole lot to her.
20.
They shower with lava. At least that's what the water temperature felt like.
21.
You have to teach someone how to be a good lover to you. People don’t magically know how to meet your needs. And they certainly can’t read your mind.
22.
They tell you to put the seat down on the toilet because they legit fall in if they don’t notice.
23.
You really gotta let her pee after sex man.
24.
That my hoodies are actually her hoodies.