Children are given a lot of leeway in life because they’ve only been on this earth for a handful of years, we are not expecting them to be geniuses and have spectacular judgment. But almost too many of these childhood stories involve fire. 

One user started a fire trying to microwave a muffin and ran straight to their mother instead of simply turning the microwave off. Another brought an item on fire to their mother so she could put it out. Lastly, one user set a whole schoolyard on fire but he was at least proactive enough to attempt to put it out. 

Scroll down and laugh at the past misfortunes of these Twitter users. Only on Twitter could someone admit to having to Facetime their teacher every time they left the classroom because they kept escaping school instead.