While you were out galavanting this past weekend, dozens of stories were published with the funniest headlines. It’s all well and good for you to catch up on the important global news but you should treat yourself to the wacky news items that won’t reach the same heights.

They made VR goggles for mice, it’s so important that you know that. Look into that Getty image of a mouse and contemplate the advances of science.

In other news, Parisians are obsessed with Krispy Kreme. How long until a man named Jacque recreates that one back slip vine? I say by Friday. Krispy Kreme just does that to a man. There was the Twitter space live stream that had Elon Musk and Alex Jones in a room together this weekend. It was there that a bunch of billionaires heard Republican Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamey’s stream.

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